Thursday, July 25, 2013

From The Too Stupid that I had To Post File:

A forum user named Muslim has been contributing to the site. Here is a conspiracy that came around about him.
Muslim is part of the NSA trying to find out how much we know about the secrets of the world, ad he's trying to make it look like these are all silly myths.

Potatoes are...?

Potatoes are secretly alien eggs grown by the United States government to make the invasion easier.

For all you half life fans... (from Harm94)

Valve will never finish the half life 2 saga because they know the fans will not like the ending. So they keep leaving easter eggs to keep the hype going and troll us.
Report to moderator    Logged
Your nipples are not real. They are GPS trackers implanted into you by the government when you're born!
Israel was founded by the Nazi's so the jews would all be in one place.

HIV was created by aliens to wipe out humans so they could colonize the planet.

Transhumanists want every consciousness put into a computer so they can enslave everyone.

Companies produce junk food to make the general meatier so that the aliens can harvest our biomass.

IBM wants to create a cashless society through an implantable computer chip that acts as a debit card, but it's true function is give people a unique id that can be tracked via satellite.

Motion Controls for gaming was created to help keep people in shape.

The US government wants to replace human soldiers with robots so they can enslave us easier.
Report to moderator    Logged

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Project BlueBeam

Here's one: All "weather" satellites will one day make big 3D holograms depicting religious figures "returning" worldwide.
(btw it's called project blue beam) 

The truth... it really makes you think.

what if we are the aliens and the other aliens took us to earth and then we made the show ancient aliens
Report to moderator    Logged